I have been thinking about my recent lifetime ban from using sideways smily faces. It makes no sense. i was punished for wasting bloggers virtual time, but my punishment has only made me a less efficient blogger. I can now only operate at 20% effeciency when expressing happiness to my fellow bloggers. Before i could type two characters with no use of the space bar, and everyone would know that I was in a good mood. Now if i want to express my mood of elation I must use eight characters and hit the space bar twice.
(I am happy is five times longer than a sideways smily face.)
The outcome of my punishment is more wasted time of my fellow bloggers who are forced to read unnecessary words.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Friday, January 19, 2007
formal apology
My inadequacy as a blogger has been brought to my attention by the bloggers union. It seems that my virtual use of real time has been a real waste of your virtual time. For this offense I am deeply sorry, but my apologies are not enough. My haste to enjoy the blogging forums without checking into the importance of my subject matter has offended many. My punishment handed down from the bloggers union was both swift and harsh. I have forever lost my privelage to use sideways smily faces. I feel this punishment is a bit harsh. It makes me :(
i view my blog a lot
I like to view my blog profile a lot. The more I look at it the more popular I become. So far I have viewed my own blog eight times. No one has to know that I am just my own biggest fan.
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